I thought I wasn't hungry. and then I ate some chips. so I realized I was hungry. now I'm eating food.
soft tacos > hard tacos let's argue.
Wayne, Nicki and Drake back together... Beyoncé pregnant with Red and Purple... a great start to Black History Month.
it's an outrage that the plural of moose isn't mooses or meese.
life is great. every day is an adventure. being scared, confused, shocked, angry, sad, over this election aren't options. peace and joy. 😌
November 1st, the day parents steal their children's candy.
waking up to your phone not charged is like waking up too early for christmas and there were no presents under the tree yet.