Top 7 Trash Halloween Candy.
7) Hershey's Kissed with Almonds: WITH ALMONDS? No thanks.
6) Jolly Ranchers: This is why I have cavities.
5) Almond Joy: This is not joy.
4) Fireballs: Too much work to eat.
3) Blow Pops: Whose idea was it to put something inedible inside of something edible.
2) Peppermints: Disrespectful.
1) Bazooka Bubble Gum: Any type of gum really. This isn't even candy. Might as well tell people you don't love them.