I got that vibranium for the low.

putting a screen protector on your phone just right.

I am now opening a pack of fruit snacks.

a vegan meal.

I love ice cream. I love milkshakes. if you're lactose intolerant you're a loser.

don't say "thank you" after asking me to do something and I haven't agreed yet. because now the answer is no.

I thought I wasn't hungry. and then I ate some chips. so I realized I was hungry. now I'm eating food.

soft tacos > hard tacos let's argue.