I buy dove soap because I'm not poor like you.
I have chick-fil-a and you don’t because you’re poor.
big juicy burger with broccoli as a side because I'm healthy. learn from me.
I love people who understand that I love them but I go ghost mode very quickly.
people who are addicted to coffee are shocked when a person doesn't drink it. how pathetic. you're a junkie.
the budget tattoos are coming.